Peasants Under Glass

Michael is famous for his grasp of the organ. He has handled some of the finest organs in North America and Europe. His hobbies include off-road curmudgeoning, coke, licking ribs and putting tubular objects in his mouth.

Ian collects rubber chickens. While he has a number of world class latex hens, his collection of vinyl cocks is without equal on the North American incontinent. Ian is not so much a cross-dresser as one with sartorial boundary issues.

Joe is the inventor of the self-leveling drum platform, which adjusts its level according to the relative volume of drool on either side of the drummer. He is currently learning to juggle his drumsticks.